The Lovable Curmudgeon
To me, making people laugh is like the
That's what it's all about!
Same sex marriage? I'm not a fan. My wife and I have had the same sex for 40 long years.
My 90 year old mother dates a lot of different guys. I asked, where do you meet all of these guys?
Mom said, There's a web site for people my age, carbondating.com..
The 99 Cent store went public at $21 per share. So much for brand integrity
One of the challenges of getting older is that words and expressions take on different meanings. Like, friends with benefits. To me that's a friend with Social Security and Medicare.
My doctor told me to lower my sodium intake. I take his advice with a greain of salt. Do you know how hard it is to make a Margarita with Mrs. Dash?
I developed an aversion to alcohol at a young age. I spent 9 months totally consumed in vodka…then my mother gave birth to me!